du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via ridingmalikscoaster)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: leekx, via fake-mermaid)

snowdarkred:

WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me

(via carrionofmywaywardson)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via all-hail-the-walrus)

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

(via ridingmalikscoaster)

twentyoneaddicts:

how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live? 

(via punkukulele)

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via allthesefckingfandoms)

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

(via fake-mermaid)

nue:

i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff

(Source: nuemoved, via bastille)

andrewquo:

well no one else is gonna do it